Post by Alec Grant Hartley on Feb 20, 2013 21:55:46 GMT -5
A fabulous compendium of our favorite quotes from the wonderful members of Lux Lunae.
MEMBER
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"My man is beating his meat in the kitchen."
"Cramberry and Hazelnut.. sitting in a tree... K I S--"
"Yeah, because there's nothing cuddlier than a newly turned, out of control werewolf... who hates werewolves."
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KAT
"The secret to making a good salad is to go get some pizza "
"QUIT PUTTING THAT CONDOM ON THAT BANANA! THINK OF WHAT THE NEIGHBORS WOULD THINK!"
"It's called Naked Boys Singing. And it's wonderful. Also, they're naked. Very naked. And flopping around everywhere."
"My husband is keeping a very wide birth"
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SOPHIA
"sex is my work out tbqh"
"balls"
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DUCKY
"wait....why is Luk kissing Hance?"
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EVERLEIGH
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HAZE
"Lemme massage your ass, then >D"
"what's cockney
is that like.. talk with a cock in your mouth?"
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JAC
"I shall be the Salt to Pepper's pepper
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ISAIAH
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KAHIRA
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KITTY
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LEWIS
"When kicking the unworthy to the curb, kick correctly, lest they bounce back at you "
MINK
"D'aww I love me some man sluts though."
"I wanna make out with random men I don't know
""I read your sentence as "maybe I'll lick luks ass""
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NALI
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NIKKI
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SAWRAH
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SNEEZY
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TAMMERS
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XANNY
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PEPPER
"I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW OLD JR BOURNE IS! I'll fuck him....... Cuz he's sexy.... In that old guy kind of way"
"So Henry.... Is Cal..... but worse? XD"
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CRAM
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