Post by Everleigh Anne Mason on Sept 9, 2011 10:47:52 GMT -5
I saw this on another site and just had to share! This is HILARIOUS!
Just follow the directions to form your funny sentence.
Pick the number of the month you were born:
1) I ran over
2) I licked
3) I smacked
4) I sang to
5) I ate
6) I murdered
7) I started a band with
8) I smelt
9) I chocked on
10) I went out with
11) I kissed
12) I kicked
Pick the day (#) you were born on:
1) A homeless guy
2) Your mom
3) A banana
4) A fork
5) A rock
6) A gangster
7) A ninja
8) A ghost
9) My best friend
10) A goat
11) My dog
12) My dad
13) The computer
14) A football player
15) My neighbor
16) Myself
17) A soda
18) A llama
19) A pickle
20) A stuffed animal
21) A potato
22) A sock
23) A stripper
24) My psychiatrist
25) A policeman
26) My brother
27) My sister
28) A shirtless women
29) An old man
30) My best friend's brother
31) My cat
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White) Because I was high
Black) Because I was drunk
Brown) Because my mom told me to
Pink) Because I'm a psycho
Red) Because the voices told me to
Blue) Because I am a man
Green) Because I hate myself
Purple) Because I'm stupid
Gray) Because I hate you
Yellow) Because someone offered me $100
Orange) Because I love my family
Other) Because I’m a hippie
No shirt) Cause I’m sexy
For example, my birthday is February 13th and I'm wearing a blue shirt so my sentence is: I licked the computer because I am a man.
Just follow the directions to form your funny sentence.
Pick the number of the month you were born:
1) I ran over
2) I licked
3) I smacked
4) I sang to
5) I ate
6) I murdered
7) I started a band with
8) I smelt
9) I chocked on
10) I went out with
11) I kissed
12) I kicked
Pick the day (#) you were born on:
1) A homeless guy
2) Your mom
3) A banana
4) A fork
5) A rock
6) A gangster
7) A ninja
8) A ghost
9) My best friend
10) A goat
11) My dog
12) My dad
13) The computer
14) A football player
15) My neighbor
16) Myself
17) A soda
18) A llama
19) A pickle
20) A stuffed animal
21) A potato
22) A sock
23) A stripper
24) My psychiatrist
25) A policeman
26) My brother
27) My sister
28) A shirtless women
29) An old man
30) My best friend's brother
31) My cat
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White) Because I was high
Black) Because I was drunk
Brown) Because my mom told me to
Pink) Because I'm a psycho
Red) Because the voices told me to
Blue) Because I am a man
Green) Because I hate myself
Purple) Because I'm stupid
Gray) Because I hate you
Yellow) Because someone offered me $100
Orange) Because I love my family
Other) Because I’m a hippie
No shirt) Cause I’m sexy
For example, my birthday is February 13th and I'm wearing a blue shirt so my sentence is: I licked the computer because I am a man.
