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Post by diggy on Oct 2, 2011 17:30:56 GMT -5
LUNA TO OWEN
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious? |
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Post by cmchewning on Oct 5, 2011 21:43:39 GMT -5
AGENTA TO ANDY
Agenta: That was the scariest sex I've ever had...
Andy: That was the best I've ever had. [/size] |
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Post by Lukan Christopher Oliver on Jan 14, 2012 18:14:55 GMT -5
LUKAN TO DAVE
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are |
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Post by spencer on Jan 17, 2012 19:40:19 GMT -5
EVERLEIGH TO ANDY
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl |
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Post by jackson on Jan 29, 2012 20:10:10 GMT -5
JACKSON TO KATRICE
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Post by Everleigh Anne Mason on Jan 29, 2012 20:29:23 GMT -5
EVERLEIGH TO LUK
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Post by nicci2 on Jan 29, 2012 22:15:21 GMT -5
KATRICE TO JACKSON
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Post by jackson on Feb 8, 2012 21:20:23 GMT -5
JACKSON TO TOBY
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Post by restlessheart on Feb 9, 2012 14:28:29 GMT -5
Kody TO Cayden
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Post by jackson on Feb 9, 2012 15:49:07 GMT -5
JACKSON TO KATRICE
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Post by jackson on Feb 27, 2012 21:03:54 GMT -5
JACKSON TO TOBY
Jackson: It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Toby: Keeping it classy as usual I see
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